Because We Couldn't Save The Skinnier Ones?
Well, there's nothing like advocating animal rights with a witty sense of humor! And this one hits the nail right on the head. The t-shirt says to 'save the chubby unicorns,' under a neat silhouette of a one-horned rhinoceros. We just want to know if the skinny ones have been saved already! Because if they have, we've totally missed it.
However, we won't ignore how concerning the fact that people think, even amusingly, rhinos come from the ancestry of horses, which we believe unicorns do. Nonetheless, if this t-shirt saves rhinos, who are we to complain, eh?
Where Is My Pince-Nez?
There’s a rebel in all of us, and this t-shirt exposed us all! The garment calmly said, “do not READ the next line.” But we did not listen! No, we HAD to strain our eyes and read the next line that says, “you little rebel.”
The reverse psychology indeed worked magnificently with this one. Humans tend to do the exact thing that they’re asked not to do. While we managed to do them so far covertly, the designer of this t-shirt managed to take us out in the open. Though, reading the last line when someone is wearing it might require a lot of squinting.
Is This The Real Life?
There is no escaping the fact that video games have come a very long way since they first took their hold on those looking for a new form of entertainment. These days the worlds that game developers create are so realistic that they're comparable to the real world.
Thus, this t-shirt is perfect for those who identify as masters of the electronic gaming arts! Why would you want to go outside when you can get lost in realms of fantasy that allow you to escape the stresses of modern-day living? But, if you do decide to venture out, wear this t-shirt, and everyone will know what you're about!
Put Your Back Into It!
We can't deny that stick figures we're a part of our youth. Across the world, these basic lines have helped endless amounts of kids come to grips with the perception of ratios and taught them how to draw.
This is what makes the t-shirt pictured here so funny. As you can see, the one stick man has literally got the other one's back, and this whole take on providing support has us in stitches. We guess we'll have to draw the line somewhere, but the buck definitely doesn't stop here! Please excuse the pun. On second thought, don't!
Shirt Says It All
Commercials are everywhere, on literally every surface there is. Though we indulge in ogling sometimes, this shirt is a bit much and has left nothing to the imagination. Some people prefer it that way, to not even have to think up of ways to describe, uh, assets. Or, we can say the model of this garment is into branding herself.
We give her points for confidence, audacity, and size- we mean the breadth of her powers of imagination. You can add being natural to that, but we want to tell her, no need to say anything much because the shirt says it all.
I'm Not Saying It's Necessary To Intervene... But...
You can leave some people to their own devices, but there are a few glaring exceptions to that rule. You know that friend you have that gets lost at a music festival and comes back with thirty new pals, a bunch of coconuts, and a pet Llama? Yes, we're talking about them!
Now you can get them the perfect shirt. Not only does this piece of clothing offer insight into their special ways of thinking, but it lets you decide if you want to partake in the inevitable chaos. Who are we kidding? Let's rock this shirt and go get another strange pet to take home!
Not A Drill, Clearly
We’re not sure what the designer of this t-shirt was feeling while working on this shirt, but it was definitely fun! Don’t pretend you did not steal a smirk and think, “Oh yes, it’s not,” while looking at this picture.
The t-shirt has “this is not a drill” scrawled across it, while a drawing of a hammer has been drawn on top of it. Of course, it’s not a drill but a hammer. It took us a few additional seconds to comprehend this one, but it was totally worth the wait!
Don't Mind If I Do
Teddy bears are fluffy soft, and adorable bags of warmth and comfort. They have traversed dangerous territory, fought wars, and guarded us in our sleep in exchange for hugs and cuddles in our childhood.
The teddy on this lady's shirt must have been starving for affection, considering how dire her request for a hug sounds. Hopefully, some good Samaritans heard her cry for help and ran to its rescue. We can't let our childhood heroes suffer like that! Did you know that when we hug someone, our bodies release endorphins, which are basically our happiness hormones? Get out there and squeeze a pal already!
They All Lied To Us!
Imagine walking down the street and coming across this t-shirt. You want to read what’s written because it’s interesting. But the wearer keeps staring at your face, wondering why you’re staring at them. This is when we put the foot down and say, “write bigger lines!”.
However, this t-shirt still wins the smartie pants points as the old theory of “half glass/half full has been debunked! If 50% of the portion is comprised of water, the rest should be air, which is as much of the matter as water. It’s all full; we’ve been lied to!
Chill Lads, He’s Got His Back
We admit this has to be the funniest one on the list. The stick figure on the right appears to be a spineless and timid lad. But why worry when you’ve such a pal by your side? His friend, being the faithful companion that he is, swooshed in for his rescue and let his friend know that he has got his back.
The awful part is, the whole pun has been depicted literally! Man, you’ve got to love stick figures. Although, we hope the right guy’s back is safely returned to him eventually, should the cartoonist be ever so generous.
Fitness Freaks, Meet You At Taco Bell
It's time that all the fitness freaks have their weekly meeting at taco bell since they're so into fitness, "fit'nessing" taco in their mouths. The designer of this t-shirt must be really sour about his workout regime. This shirt should not be worn to the gym, though! Everyone is out there sweating it out, and then they look at the top; it isn't a good look.
We don't think your trainer would appreciate the fact that you let tacos wash away all the time he puts into making you fit. Although, the taco bell staff would appreciate this little joke, undoubtedly!
Keep Your Eye On The Prize
You must admit, this lady has beautiful eyes, which would mesmerize even the hardest of souls. This probably has the effect of enchantment, causing the unsuspecting individual to lose their train of thought, hampering conversation flow.
This has made the lady come up with a very unorthodox answer to her predicament, and we doubt this is the perfect solution. We are not sure looking at her chest is any better, more like jumping from the frying pan to the fire. If you're struggling to find somewhere to look during a conversation, might we suggest anywhere except where the lady suggests?
We’re Pointing The Obvious Now
In another episode of “pointing the obvious,” we have an angered stick figure who made some serious allegations against an innocent sign. Sources tell us that the figure stood at the crossroads and pointed at the sign that said “bad,” all the while yelling, “this is not a good sign.”
We think that it’s highly presumptuous of the man to judge the sign by what’s written on it. Did he make an effort to know the sign? Did he talk to him before pointing his finger? No! He went right out and threw allegations left and right!
Mom Has Made Her Call
So, apparently, we got tired enough of all the daddy princesses that now the mommy’s favorites appeared to have taken the stage. At least, that is what the designer of this t-shirt seems to think. Well, if you wear this garment and roam around your house while your siblings take in what they just read, that might stir things up in your home.
Maybe your mom would even expel you from the designation of “favorite child,” seeing you abuse your power. Thus, we advise you wear this one outside the home only.
Crime Scene Investigation Cell On Alert
Well, well, it seems that the old CSI, the crime scene investigation, has got some new competition in town - the “can’t stand idiots”! We understand that people loathe the agents of the actual CSI, but the new ones seem to have their fair share of haters.
We wonder when the Netflix series of this new CSI would launch and brighten our mundane lives with the chilly stories of idiots running around the streets of Los Angeles. It would be quite an experience, though, since the old crime and investigation stories are all played out.
Pretty Obvious, Isn't it!?
Sometimes it feels like they will print anything on a t-shirt and run with it! Well, it works out perfectly for us because we get more items for this list! In this particular top, there is a picture of a cactus with the heading "can't touch this." First of all, who in their right minds would want to touch the prickly plant and bleed?
You see all those thorns, and the immediate reflex is to run away! Anyways, as evident as the t-shirt may be, it looks like the cactus is gloating from the fact that everyone wants to keep their distance and leave it alone!
Invisibility Test
Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a mission that requires a tremendous amount of stealth, but you suddenly discover that the invisibility cloak you ordered from Hogwarts isn't working as it should?
Well, now we can provide you with a shirt that will allow people to tell if your mantle of deception is on the frits. Obviously, this isn't such a great idea if you wish to remain unseen, but at least your presence will be laced with a fantastic dose of humor! Or the ploy of this shirt might be to attract attention. We'll leave it up to you to decide.
All The Element Needed For A Great Shirt
Here's a lovely piece of wear for all you science lovers out there! As you can see, this piece of clothing not only comes with a periodic hand table, but it has the elusive element of surprise as well!
The clever use of the word 'periodically' has us in stitches, and we reckon we'll have to try out different combinations of the elemental structures on this shirt to create a cure for the immense bout of laughter we're now suffering from. All in all, this top is a brilliant combination of both knowledge, a clever pun, and fun!
One Can Only Hide Contempt For So Long
There is no doubt that sportsmanship is a necessary part of any competitive game. However, there comes a time in every athlete's life when that notion goes out the window—replaced by a little contempt for the opposition.
Luckily, a shirt perfectly captures this emotion, and as you can see, it's quite brilliantly worded. It really portrays how competitors feel in a compelling fashion. You can clearly see when the snap happens! We give this shirt full marks, and leave you to wear this top to any competition of your choosing.
It's a Math-Terpiece!
According to the latest research done by a world-class scientist, five out of four people aren't great at math. To commemorate the breakthrough achieved by this genius, a special range of t-shirts have been printed, and you can now own one or three thousand shirts of your very own!
We're not sure how this master of numbers went about figuring out this equation, and his methods seem questionable at best. However, we have to give him credit for breaking the mold and taking hilarity to great new heights, the likes of which the world has never seen before!
A Percussion Grenade Of Sick Beats
How do you know if a performance platform is an even level? The answer is, you check to see the drummer if he's drooling out of both sides of his mouth! All jokes aside, we have to admit that these masters of rhythm are one of the cornerstones of any decent musical outfit.
Speaking about outfits, check out this lovely piece of clothing that would resonate with percussionists around the globe. The "W****** of Mass Percussion" slogan is perfect, and we suggest that you procure one of these tops for your band's timekeeper immediately. After all, drummers deserve some love as well!
Sarcasm Overload
We all have that friend that thrives on sarcastic remarks, and despite their attitude, we love them. However, it can be difficult when one has to introduce this warrior of words to new groups of people.
Luckily, some genius designer has come up with the perfect way to let others know that the chances of experiencing a bout of dry humor are high! Get your pal to don this t-shirt, and there is a slim chance that the other folks might have a chance to know what they are in for before the tirade of verbal abuse hits!
Gone Fishin'
The world is a stressful place, and at the end of your working life, you'd want to be able to do whatever you fancy, right? Well, while some people have aspirations such as owning a Ferrari, others have more laid-back needs.
If you have a friend that loves spending time on the water waiting on the catch of the day, then this t-shirt is the perfect piece of clothing for them. After all, you have to respect someone who has the foresight to know that they're going to be a happy angler when they quit the workforce one day.
Manifesting 101
It seems our good lady here must be clairvoyant as her words rang true. When she wore this t-shirt, I doubt she knew how soon her fame would arrive, and she's probably more surprised than us.
On the other hand, we have been told to manifest our dreams and desires by wishing on the shooting stars and whatnot. She took it a step further by wearing her wishes on her chest for the universe to see. The universe did listen, and here she is on an online website more famous than your local band. What are the odds?
Let Her Explain
It seems our pretty lady has been having a rough time in these streets, confirming her gender to every Tom, Dick, and Harry and she's just about had enough. On the other hand, we understand why she'd take this approach to drive her point home.
Looking at this picture with her pose, probably threw many people off, making them think she's an undercover agent in disguise. Besides, girls don't play with g***, right? Honestly, whoever believes this is anyone other than a beautiful damsel in power needs an excellent optician and a hefty insurance cover.
The Candy Man
Well, well, well, it seems animals and humans used to communicate at some point, and they offered candy to each other as a sign of peace or friendship. That's a really cute way of interacting, and we are here for it -candy makes the world go round, and you can't convince us otherwise.
However, from her very enticing pose, we are inclined to think that the lady was communicating with the cameraman as well, and we wonder what bag of treats she had waiting for the fellow. We are pretty sure no one says no to candy unless they're unfortunate enough to be without a sweet tooth, lucky fellow.
Table Manners Are Paramount
Table manners are one fundamental childhood lesson that many parents seem to have glossed over. So much so that our good lady here had to print out a t-shirt elaborating some basic principles. She is doing society a favor, and we are behind her one hundred percent.
It takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there like that made us admire her even more. Correct us if we are wrong, but this is the kind of a cause that rakes in millions at Go Fund Me pages. The scourge of manner-less eaters should be fought on all fronts.
The Circus Is Calling
We grew watching Westerns on TV, and some of our favorite stars just happened to be cowgirls. Their brazen nature got us hooked on our screens as their grace and style were unmatched, and ahead of their time, they were our versions of unicorns.
It seems this lady belongs to this club of unicorns as she insists on people judging her based on the viewership of her skills. She's probably quite exclusive in her exhibitions, too coz why else would she insist on this system of career allocation? We would pay good money for front row tickets to her shows, and maybe, she'll read this and send us some tickets.
It's A Man's World
It is indeed a man's world; if you didn't trust the adage, your skepticism should be abated now. This lady explicitly claims she doesn't do boys leaving many potential crushes heartbroken and lost for words, and we endorse this stance, sort of.
Maybe her job description requires various parameters that are age-specific, which is not taken lightly by her area's laws. We are curious to know if the same rule applies to girls as well? We doubt this is the case as the little angels definitely need an upstanding citizen such as her for role models.
Error 404 Buttons Not Found
After one too many washes and wears, this smart t-shirt has given up the ghost and has experienced the dreaded blue screen. However, the solution seems to be pretty straight forward meaning the wearer won't need to call in the IT guy.
A simple button press should do the trick, which is as easy as it gets. Normally, a reboot would be needed leading to loss of unsaved work and, in some cases, hard-disk failure. One question, though, is this a touch screen, and if not, where are the buttons?
Seek And Ye Shall Find
Losing a spouse is a pretty scary experience that we wouldn't wish on anyone. Good thing this lady decided to advertise her loss, making it easier to set up a search party for the wily lad. This is probably the most genius approach we have seen in dealing with this problem.
Sadly, she didn't put her contact details on the shirt, making it a bit harder to reach her when we finally find the fellow. On second thought, that's a smart move since many people would fake finding the guy just to collect the reward or, even better yet, take his place by peddling some misinformation.
Fun Florida Fact
The state of Florida offers more than a sunny climate, lurking gators, and colorful tourists. This lady is wearing a shirt that answers questions before we even think to ask them. What a way to market anything, print the thought on shirts, and let the assets do the talking; by that, we mean the creative way she promotes the region.
Speaking of promotion, the lady probably deserves one because she is full of confidence and much more. She takes copywriting to the next level, that’s it, right? The fun fact is clear, but the shirt is distracting - we might have to take a closer look.
You Do You, Girl
How do we feel about being called heavy, or thick-boned, or just fat? By a shirt, of all things! We don’t take it to heart, whether we are lumpy or not, sticks and stones, girl. Kidding aside, we are not easily offended; the model is slim, fit, and beautiful in her own right.
A shirt alone can’t make us feel fat, though we might check for the same item in another size. Tops have been around long enough, and people large and small like them because they are easy to put on and pair. T-shirts for the win, through thick or thin!
Nothing Can Stop Us
Whatever happened to ‘nothing can stop us?’ It seems something is in the way after all. But don’t overthink it, folks, it’s a shirt, and to be frank, the lady is more of a distraction than the message on her shirt. We are not experts, but we do get into things that pique our interest, so count as intrigued!
What is it that she can’t indulge in? Beauty contests, maybe, but she’s already a winner. Maybe a diet? It’s not that either because look at her! Oh, perhaps she meant no direct advertising, so she wears her brand instead of saying it.
More of It!
Whose what again? While we never back down from good humor, we always say, ‘less is more.’ But this lady was maybe absent from school when they taught that one. No worries, we like everyone whatever their clothing choices are or even lack of it. We are intrigued by the tagline on her tank top, is this meant to be a shout-out or a pickup line, perhaps? Or maybe it meant nothing except to call for attention to, ahem, bigger matters?’
Print advertising is sometimes outrageous on purpose, and as every shirt, or shirtless, dude or lady would say, you do you and have fun in your skin, literally.
Spiderwoman
In case you didn't know, a scary fact about the arachnids is that female spiders eat the males after mating. This young lady was making quite the statement with her shirt.
The assumption is that her attire was meant to be attractive, but instead, it could turn out to be a repellant to men. It is a little funny, though, as she comes with a warning. Anyone falling into her trap should be very aware of what they are getting themselves into. Ms. Spiderwoman isn't hiding her confidence, and it seems that she isn't afraid to speak her mind in a quirky way.
Jealous Much?
There is absolutely no doubt that this girl lacks nothing when it comes to the confidence department. She truly is beautiful, and she knows it.
There is nothing wrong with being satisfied with how you look and enjoy your assets and best features. The girl makes a firm statement on her shirt by bragging about her beauty and letting the other girls know that she has got what they could only dream about having. We've all heard the age-old adage that goes "confidence is key," and she clearly lives by this rule.
Self-Confidence
It is one of the best attitudes to have when it comes to yourself and especially accepting the way you look. Not many people are willing to express that they aren't perfect in every single way.
This young lady knows her flaws, but she chooses to focus on her best attributes. Her shirt gives a little bit of insight into her personality and still shows that she likes how she looks and is a confident woman. Her assets are seemingly her favorite part of her body, and she wants to show her advantages off. A little on the nose, perhaps, but not trashy.
Battle Of The Ages
It seems war has broken out in the realm of our earthly goddesses, it's between little girls and grown women, and we are not sure how to feel about it. It seems some lass overstepped her boundaries or left a pretty lame impression leading to this t-shirts mantra alluding to the fact that little girls terrible.
On the other hand, maybe the writer was referring to lollipops and oysters, with the former mostly being linked to children and the latter being mostly inappropriate for little ones. However, McDonald's will always trump oysters, making this a losing battle as numbers don't lie; what a fun food battle this is.
There's More To Iowa Than You Thought
A mysterious message on her shirt gives you something to think about. It is indeed true that not everything in Iowa is flat.
The state brags of numerous geographical sites that showcase the scenic diversity of the region. There is Hawkeye Point, which is the highest natural geological formation in the area; North West of the state lies the Cretaceous bedrock, and in the East lay the Cambrian bedrock. The Hawkeye offers an undulating landscape with rolling hills and beautiful forests. So in summation, we absolutely agree, ma'am, everything is NOT flat in Iowa.